getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

send me unpopular opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

gossipgran:

pissed off n listening to the justin bieber christmas album

foxnewsofficial:

join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area

catswithbenefits:

reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

hemo-and-all:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

Look at how angry Brittany gets that he gives the music to Puck first though

She snatches it out of his hand like, “u serious, bitch?”

will always reblog!

thecityofpawnee:

Dear Europe,

What are you talking about.

Love,
America

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

lea and the ground